My writing skills seem to be absolutely down the pipes lately... so help me out.

Ask me two or three questions. Any questions, and I mean that, and I'll answer them. Make them interesting and fun. Hey, only want to ask one? Ask it. Leave them in a comment here. Give me some fodder to post with, because heaven knows my life is A) not supplying any or B) not supplying any that I can really talk about here.